Charlie Harper’s Death
So Harper married Rose — the neighbor/stalker he flew to Paris with last season — but things went downhill quickly when she found him in the shower with another woman.
In the episode, we’re told Rose speaks at the funeral and recounts what happened to Charlie … saying the day after the shower incident she and Charlie were waiting for a Paris subway when Charlie “slipped” and the subway literally blew him apart in a “meat explosion.”
The strong inclination was that Rose pushed him and got away with it. It seems Chuck Lorre couldn’t take his aggressions out on Charlie Sheen, but he did the next best thing by taking it out on Charlie Harper.
Charlie Sheen : “I will be watching my fake funeral, attended by my fake ex-girlfriends, from my very, very real movie theater, with my very real hotties in tow.”